Cristmas Cookie Recipe That Is Fun To Make
Christmas Cookie Recipe
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Vanilla Doctor or Regular Doctor
Taste the Doctor to check taste and quality.
Get a large bowl, check the Doctor again, to be
sure it is the best quality. pour a half level cup
and drink.
Turn ontheelectricmixer...Beat one cup of butter in a
large fluffy bowl.
Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again.
At this point it's best to make sure the Doctor
is still OK. try another cup to make sure the Doctor is still god.
Turn off the mixer dingy that you are using.
Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl then chuck in the cup
of dried fruit.
Pick the frigging fruit off floor...
Mix on the turner.
If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just
pry it loose with a dewscriver.
Sample the Doctor to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift tw o ups of salt, or something... . who
giveshz a sheet.
Check the Doctor.
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table.
Add a spoon of ar, or somefink.... whatever you can
find.
Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall
over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window.
Finish the bottle of Docotr.
Make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
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